ju-ke: i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
getoffmybloghoe: Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
beachyoceans: i might be ugly but at least im not alicia from bgc10
tapdancers: saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
paleliar: paleliar: reblog if you’re unhappy with the way you look and I’ll send you all a little message I’m still doing messages so keep reblogging
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between